January 2010
209 posts
Alcohol and smoking need to become illegal
curtain-call:
brittanycakes:
Now
Who, in this wonderful democracy, agrees that internet usage for brittanycakes should be made illegal? Now.
It’s Prohibition all over again!
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"However, children aged 5 and over may legally...
curtain-call:
brittanycakes:
Okay, so I’m assuming most of the UK is trash then? If you’re allowed to drink when your fucking 5
Yeah, my parents forced me to drink Chardonnay when I was 5 years old. It is rather common in the UK, for people to buy their children alcohol in celebration of living five years on this earth. I remember my mum bursting in through the door, shouting, “KHRISSIE YOU...
Craaaaaaving chocolate :(
“My heart… It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it’s trying to...”
– from the movie ‘Stardust’ (submitted by adreamisawish) (via quote-book)
Things I Could Do
while waiting for these deliverymen to show up:
- wash up ice cream bowl from last night.
- hoover hallway (as housemate STILL hasn’t done it despite rather neat-looking rota stuck on the fridge).
- put a load of washing on.
- do my reading for next week’s seminars.
Things I Probably Will Do Instead Of Those Listed Above:
- continue reading The Night Watch.
- continue watching...
I'm sorry but I don't care if you used to slide...
vous au moins, vous ne risquez pas d'être un...
(via potternoodle)
Why did I think it was a good idea?
curtain-call:
This morning, after dragging myself out of bed, I actually thought it would be a good idea to cut my own fringe with a pair of paper scissors (because I couldn’t find the hair ones). So, after a fair few snips (quite a lot actually, my hair is rather thick) I looked at my fringe properly and thought these exact thoughts:
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?
My hair isn’t a masterpiece...
“Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your...”
– Read My Email: Open letter to my pets (via agirlandherdog)
I don't get stupid people.
bobsyerteapot:
apresmidi:
bobsyerteapot:
apresmidi:
It’s blatantly obvious they’re stupid, yet they continue to talk/post/breathe.
Do they think that they aren’t or something?
OMG YOU CAN’T BLAME THEM FOR BEING STUPID!!!!!!!! STUPIDITY IS IN YOUR GENES, YOU CAN’T CHANGE THAT, GAWD DO YOU KNOW NOTHING????!!!!
hahahahahahahaa :D
No but they should like, drink fresh fruit juice, or...
I don't get stupid people.
bobsyerteapot:
apresmidi:
It’s blatantly obvious they’re stupid, yet they continue to talk/post/breathe.
Do they think that they aren’t or something?
OMG YOU CAN’T BLAME THEM FOR BEING STUPID!!!!!!!! STUPIDITY IS IN YOUR GENES, YOU CAN’T CHANGE THAT, GAWD DO YOU KNOW NOTHING????!!!!
hahahahahahahaa :D
No but they should like, drink fresh fruit juice, or something.
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I don't get fat people.
bobsyerteapot:
apresmidi:
potternoodle:
this person likes horses. ok
BBBBUT I LIKE HORSES.
loser.
“Daddy? Daddy? Daddy? Daddy?”
“Yes, Dani?”
“Can I have a pony?”
I don't get stupid people.
It’s blatantly obvious they’re stupid, yet they continue to talk/post/breathe.
Do they think that they aren’t or something?
I don't get fat people.
potternoodle:
this person likes horses. ok
BBBBUT I LIKE HORSES.
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Tumblr Lesson #1
If you post something that sounds even a little, teeny bit controversial, people are going to express their (often conflicting) opinion about it! DEAL WITH IT.
But on the upside
My boyfriend’s mum’s new facebook profile picture is titled ‘my family’ and I am in it. It actually made me say ‘aww’ out loud.
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Really should be reading 'The Malcontent'
Instead staring aimlessly at screen, clicking ‘open new tab’ without actually opening anything at all.
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“I’m not short, everyone is just freakishly tall”
– Dan Radcliffe (via dreamsarelies) (via harryfuckingpotter)
i hear dat
(via potternoodle)
new mantra alert
fairylights asked: In your default avatar/icon picture, is it you? Because if so, you look an awful lot like Leighton Meester in it.
Tomorrow is apparantly 'International...
bobsyerteapot:
and 7 of my Facebook friends are attending.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I’M GONNA LAUGH AT ALL YOU FOOLS DOING FASHION SUICIDE AT SCHOOL AND LOOKING LIKE CHAVS whilst wearing good old-fashioned tights and shorts :)
TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS IN PUBLIC SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED UNLESS IT IS IN A GYM.
FACT.
Ohhh…when I take over the world…such things shall be abolished…
What's fresh air again?
thelightningstrike:
apresmidi:
I have literally spent the entire day emailing my boyfriend and drinking fizzy apple juice, aside from a short break to shower, clean the bathroom and hunt down crumpets.
Must.
Leave.
House.
Also no reading for uni has been done, whatsoever. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FAILURE
I am ashamed of you. This is unacceptable behaviour from you Miss Lodhi. It’s not like...
What's fresh air again?
I have literally spent the entire day emailing my boyfriend and drinking fizzy apple juice, aside from a short break to shower, clean the bathroom and hunt down crumpets.
Must.
Leave.
House.
Also no reading for uni has been done, whatsoever. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FAILURE
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curtain-call-deactivated2010102 asked: I am not vile, I am a lovely curtain!
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Those curtains were vile.
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Nostalgia is a horrible thing.
Especially when it is aimed at my long-lost hair. Why did I cut you off? WHY???
